The Beginning of the End. Or the End of our Beginning?

every day I wake up and something else has changed/appeared/fallen off/drooped/puckered/gone grey.

I am now developing those smoker lines around my mouth and for fecks sake I've never even bloody smoked!

I wish I fecking had cos I'd still have the lines but might not be as fat! is it too late to start now?

I've always fancied one of those Bet Lynch glam ciggie holders.